Without Further Adieu...PANNI'S

Hello my kittens,

Yes, it has been some time since you loveable bloggo has provided you with the best of the best in blog musings. Here at Teenage Beaters we would like to talk about the evil that is the panni. Panni's are evil little sandwiches that are coated in some type of frying lube sauce. My first and last experiences with these devilish items was nearly a week ago at a dining establishment that we will leave anonymous. Let us just say that is begins with Pan and ends with era. I shelled out nearly seven clams for a panni that look as if an Italian dinner was vomited into the sandwich. The Italian vomit sandwich was then transformed into a panni via grease lube spray applied by the food service technician and then toasted in a death machine. I then recieved my made to order Italian vomit panni coated with black char growths hanging off the bottom bun. I attempted to eat this beast but could not get past the evil of it all. Let us just say my day ended with explosive results! Stay away FROM THE PANNI!

Thank you children for blogging with us today!

Passion Derelict